Category Archives: Humour

#25 Funny Pic Of The Day: Google+ (plus) Tanks Crushing Facebook


google+ tanks are crushing facebook :p

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Story Of Two Logical and Mathematical Nuns


I could not stop laughing after reading this 😀

 

There were two nuns…

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It’s not working.

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

source: harpsworld.com/jokes/twonuns.html

#24 Funny Pic Of The Day: Do Not Try This At Home


its true we people didn’t write anything like ‘ DONt try this at home’ :p

A Very Funny hypocrite Situation (MUST READ)


In a small town in America, a person decided to open up his bar
business, which was right opposite to a church. The church & its
congregation started a campaign to block the bar from opening with
petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to
open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the bar and it was
burnt to the ground. The church folk were rather smug in their outlook
after that, till The bar owner sued the church authorities for
$2million on the grounds that the church through its congregation &
prayers was ultimately responsible For the demise of his bar shop,
either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all
responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to
the bar shop’s demise. In support of their claim they referred to the
Benson study at Harvard that inter-cessionary prayer had no impact !

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the
paperwork and at the hearing and commented:

‘I don’t know how I am going to decide this case, but it appears from
the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer
and we have an entire church and its devotees that doesn’t.’

#23 Funny Picture Of The Day: Google in year 2080


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this image will give u an idea about google in year 2080 :p

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Who is the Hitler on Internet?


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The answer is Google 😉

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#22 Funny Pic Of The: Facebook You And The Real You


Lol yeah it may be true :p

This Is My Friend KD Aka Sm4rt H4x0r


Hey guys i have a lovely friend named KeyDee (KD).

here is his image of childhood.

Life Of A Hacker (Funny Image)


a funny image, how a hacker spend most of his time and then dies 😛

picture sent by seigneurcruso crusi 😐

 

 

#21 Funny Pic Of The Day: Google+ (plus) Flirting With Facebook


i was like dying while watching this :))